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Just noticed that Maine beer company is in my local shop. I didn't know that they brought Maine. Oh, they're so good There's one that's named after a whale. Yeah, I was just trying to remember what that one's called Brian and I just had Moby-dick

Welcome in to the dead cat Republic everybody Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. I am Greg. I'm being joined by the most dyingest cat ever and that's flex It's such a good song You really feel it Appealing for tough over here is Deb. She's feeling the song too. Yeah dick tough Dick tough everybody. I think that's really what got me into it is seeing Deb really start to get into it. Yeah

Yeah, I fucking love this song. I just started a fucking whale She started moshing and crazy knocked over the microphone. It's a shit storm over here Thank you all for joining. This is crappy Republic follows that crappy Republic crappy Republic calm get us all on the socials Deb is one hop mess HOP flex me a beer underscores in between and of course crappy Republic All right, lots to get to today some things. I forgot to discuss last week So we'll talk about this week because why the fuck not?

Sammy Hagar is making more booze everybody What does he do now tequila? Oh, he's long sold his tequila business. Well, that's what I mean Like what like that's what he did, right? That's what he did We're gonna visit with Florida man, we're gonna take the trip to take a trip to China and so much more Before we get into it. Let's get into some hydration because why the fuck not? Smooth transition

This is what I was missing last week can't wail with us Oh Right, we are drinking 14 cannons sixth anniversary beer and it is called her a quake Oh, I'm feeling the shake over here So West Coast IPA and I don't think it says the AVV on it unless I'm blind. It's not on untapped So I'm going off the can here seven point two, baby Oh seven point two nice and is that what the earthquake was on the Richter because that would be pretty tight

No, it was like a four and a half or something that's lame it was nothing nothing for Californians Can art is fucking dope. It looks like Grand Theft Auto art Yeah, it's really neat. I liked it a lot Anyways, I know the guy does art. He's uh, he's cool. Cool guy metal. He really likes Grand Theft Auto Yeah, apparently unless it's a different guy now. I don't know. They say her quake is shaking things up This distinctly West Coast IPA is a downright Topical storm featuring a blend of eight different hops and Super pale Pilsner malt our dankest and crispiest IPA to date

This beer celebrates six epic years of mind-blowing beers brought to you rain quake or shine I hear they recently added more I Wish I had that ready look at all the hops we've got I got that one R.i.p. R.i.p. He'll I'm getting tropical noses here like peach rings on the shin on So I will give him this it is definitely light and crispy in body and chuggable in that way

Very I don't know easy to drink. It's driving me crazy because I definitely taste something that is very recognizable But I can't pinpoint what it is. Yeah, we started this discussion before the show started. There's a flavor in here I said it reminds me of this year's pink blue pink boots hop blend and it's like a bubble gummy tootie Yeah, whatever flavor that I'm having a hard time picking up on. I wonder if they use some of the pink boots blend because there's eight different hops in here or if

Crossover hops from the pink boots blend this year, but there's something in there that I'm having a hard time I couldn't agree more like it's it's like on the tip of my tongue I can't figure out what it is. But either way around it. I and I enjoy this beer. Yeah Yeah, I know it's just one of those things it'll come to us as we're done at a weird point in this episode Or you'll text me tomorrow at like noon. Yes Yeah, so anyways, uh, cheers to 14 can six years I remember I was there for their soft opening as if it were just yesterday

Look at this beautiful clear. Yeah clear beer. It's gorgeous the way God intended, right? I mean you can see right through that. I mean this thing's looks like a lager. It's beautiful It is definitely clear and crispy All right, lots to get to first of all forgot to bring this up. How did we forget this? We fucking won trivia a couple Come on, not second place motherfuckers. Come on, and we went hard. Yeah one like 20 points or 20 Something like that it was we like we fucking annihilated It was great. Did they reschedule and nobody else could make it or slightly? Yeah

There was one team that is notorious for doing quite well at the trivia that is always there and they were not there that night Not slash their tire The funny thing was like going into the last round the three of us Excluding intern Brian, we're a little worried about our score and what the totals were and Brian's were like mathematically We could just fuck off and still win the game and we're like, I don't know what you're talking about, bro You are crazy. And at the end he read all the final scores. I was like, oh, yeah, we could have just

We well over 20 point victory leave it to the fact checker. Yeah He's he's fucking smart. He's good and the week and Following that I got our we got our last wakeboard trip of the season Fucking middle of October were wakeboarding the problem with that. It was actually not in the middle. It was late It was the 21st the weekend of 21st It was fucking cold Really in the mornings when we hit the water which we got out late because we knew is gonna be cold Usually get out like seven eight o'clock like we're gonna go we got out there hit the water at 1059 degrees. Yikes

Roasted had our spring suits for sure cuz it was balls cold out there. Yeah, what that peepee do it go. Bye-bye It went right up inside and said I Yeah, I'll tell you flex not good dick weather Quite bad Can it crawl inside any further

No, she is people were knocking like can peepee come out to play. I was like no Peepees hibernating. Yeah, there is no peepee only soul So, yeah, so got some good wakeboarding session in the freezing ass cold water got a bunch of wine tasting done Coley made us go pick up her wine club shipment from one of the wineries. She would yeah, it's great Yeah, so we went and she goes try and use my discount when you're there and I said hey

We're here and I was gonna not say that we were picking up someone else's I was gonna say hi the you know Nick and Nicole here to pick up Wine and then if they ask be like, oh, well, we're not, you know come clean after but they never check your ID And I thought well if we just don't ask then we'll get the membership benefit Yeah, right like a free tasting or whatever the wife being the hall monitor that she's just telling she's already emailed them to say Other people are gonna pick it up and I was like, all right. I was like, hey, we're here to pick up Nicole blah blah blah Like all right. Well, thanks for stopping by and and you know, enjoy some wine or whatever

But just so you know the membership benefits don't transfer if the members not here like she was real bitchy about it Like I didn't ask and she's like just so you know, dumb fuck You don't get any free shit. I was like, all right, so whatever we got a bunch of wine tasting Those uptight wineries. I tell ya real snooty. Have you read kilo kilo brewing? I don't believe I have we stopped by there. I've had them at festivals before never hit the brewery They're well known for their like fruited sours to do a really good job with fruited sours the brewery They didn't have any this time. They had a couple IPAs

They did I was not a huge fan of a lot of what they had that a really good Golden stout on tap. That was not Like coffee in it. So that was good but it was surprising because everything I've ever had has always been so good and whatever they had just was Not drain poor but you know, maybe I got a bad flight. I don't know And that's pretty much. Yeah cold water lots of wine and then yeah Do you guys you probably don't deal with trick-or-treating anymore because your kids are Not trick-or-treating age last year I think was the last year that my son went with his friends this year

He turns that he just turned 16 and I think they're there. Yeah, they're too cool. All of a sudden So I'm kind of want them to cuz I'm like fuck man Keep this thing going as long as you can you have the whole rest of your life Me and my best friend went all the way like through senior year like I feel like that's what I'm allowed to stop going like I Had the problem where like at 13 or 12 or whatever it was I was basically this tall and so like I'd walk up to houses and they'd tell me to fuck off Right, I thought I was older. Were you at least dressed up or what?

Oh, yeah for sure like fully dressed up or were you like like we see we've seen a couple kids this year who had like Masks on and then they had like school sweatshirts and oh no, we started No, we started at the end of high school. But like when I was, you know kid when I was like 12 13 I was just you know, it's tall fucking kid. I grew quick and wore a costume They all thought I was an adult and so it was like get the fuck out of here. Go buy your own candy like Oh, sorry, I'm gonna cry now. That's weird. Yeah, people are dicks

Yeah, so flex your kids are young you guys do any trick-or-treating? Yeah, we did the kids went as a When Wednesday and Enid from the Netflix series It's like her roommate or something Yeah, I love that series by the way, I never watched it so I have no idea what's going on I think you're missing out, but I thought it was fun Brian and I watched. Yeah, it was really good I heard I'm not like downing it like a downer. Don't be a Deborah downer. Yeah

Or dick downer That's cold water. Let me tell you but no, so they went and sat and my sister-in-law and her husband bring their three kids over and you know, we go around our neighborhood and Like there's a few adult trick-or-treat houses, you know, yeah, I took a couple roadies. I had a couple Coors lights Because you know, it's not I'm not gonna say no to free beer I just I can't do that as a Midwesterner if you're offered something free

You just take it right look if I was trick-or-treating someone stone-cold tossed me a Miller light or whatever. I'd fucking drink it Yeah, you just fucking drink it so then we were Making our way around the neighborhood and on our way back home because we had to get there before the pizza was delivered And I ran into Max who runs Eagle Park. Oh nice and he had a wagon full of beer treats Oh, fuck. Yes, so he was like, do you want one and I'm like

Come on like yeah, I never like to be that kind of guy that's like yeah, give me free shit, right? Everybody likes free shit, but he's offering but I don't want to be that guy That's like, you know, so then instead of just giving me like one he hands me two four-packs I like straight-up four-packs. One of them was there, you know a light lager They did for this big 10 millionth beer celebration. They did and then the other was this their new THC's infused seltzer Which I'm very flexes a dabbler

What's the flavor on the seltzer tropical punch, okay Which which just makes me think of biodome. What's your name? purple sticky Punch You're gonna make We got any biodome fans out there cinematic masterpiece, right IMDb I think has it at like a 4.1. Can't believe it didn't win the Oscar. Yeah, they don't know shit No, but yeah, so now I have that it was a really cool thing, you know, just great people There's they really are great people over there. I allowed them all the time. They're

Fantastic people if you need to unload some of those THC cans, you let me know I'm thinking about it actually I'm such a square over here. Nothing like shipping THC across the Is that illegal I don't know not if you don't know it Yeah, it's in a beer. I don't know. I thought it was in a beer. What do I know? I'll just like scratch it out or something. Yeah, how I've had the the hi-fi hops how Loaded with THC are those so I don't know much about the whole situation It is it contains three milligrams

THC, okay, not a thing for somebody who doesn't dabble. Yeah, like I maybe it'll get me. I don't know Yeah, like I dabble in the gummies and they're usually around five Milligrams, which is hilarious like that's a nice like sleepy time in that amount The funny thing is like whenever you go and I'll ask like the bud tender as they call themselves Wow Like hey, what do you recommend? It's clever. Never. Yeah, they never actually have or they never actually use the same things I use Because they need like a hundred milligrams a day just to feel it. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I've had multiple people tell me like Oh, yeah, I take in like, you know, 80 to 100 a day

just to function I'm like Hard pass if I get above like 15 we're talking rehab here. Yeah, that's a lot. That's crazy. Yeah So like I'll take a tenner if I feel like just getting fucking blitz and That's all I need and I feel real nice, but normally it's five and I go to bed and get a little high I think with the three Drink half like on a night. You're not working the next day. Just drink half See how it works with you and in your system and and you know, whatever

Do you happen to know what half of three is? I Don't have no fingers for this To Get that one and a half in there because you know, it's half of three that is half of three. All right. Yeah No, could you imagine so you said you take a tenor and you get blitzed right? Yeah Yeah, if you took ten of those you'd wait Tenors ten tenors, you'd wake up the next band and find yourself applied for the Florida man I

Couldn't imagine taking a hundred milligrams and functioning. I just I don't know how they do that That's that's one hell of a tolerance. No, thanks for them Mark, yeah, I guess yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll try mine. I'll Let you know. We'll expect a full report on the show. Yeah, I'll even write some notes down Oh shit, so Recreational is legal in Wisconsin. No, which is why I don't even know how this is a thing. Not that you're in, Wisconsin Dun dun dun is Eagle Park. They're not, Illinois, right? No, they're other Wisco. Yeah, they're pretty local the Wisco kid, baby

So, yeah, I want to know it's not yeah, I guess I should ask that the next time I'm in how they can yeah Maybe that was from a secret stash and we shouldn't be talking. No, it was it was like it was very popular Latvian It was a like a public release like a They advertised release. So all right. I hope it'll get him in trouble. No, I mean they did it themselves

Well, that's exciting I mean we're working on it as a state Yeah, because Minnesota Michigan, Iowa, Illinois Like all the surrounding states are illegal. Mm-hmm. Just not here and then there's you but they put a bill in or something Maybe so it's like getting a d-minus on a test, you know Just enough

Yeah, no, wow, all right, we'll get that well at least you got a free beer for you know Having to go out trick-or-treating on yeah, it was it was it was nice It was never a bad day when you get free beer a little bit cold, but the free beer makes it worth it Yeah, I mean the kids happiness makes it worth it. That's what yeah, I I knew what you meant. It's all for the kids Yeah, shout out to max Making dreams come true Lovey max. All right ludicrous libation law. This one comes from Maryland, Maryland requires that alcohol beverage

writers be certified as Experts by an agency of the state. Otherwise, they can't receive over three bottles of Samples per brand. I don't understand anything that you just said so like if we were writers like Write er s like writers writers. I thought you meant the other thing. No, no, so so writing I'm like inked up the paper. Yes, so I Yes, we may Under Maryland law qualify as writers, you know, like beer writers or whatever at the podcast and everything

We would need to be certified as experts by an agency of the state in order to get free samples You know, I mean we're certified idiots That count for something so I don't think it does I like to think I'm an expert at stuff This makes them makes more sense though, cuz I thought you were saying beer writers and I was like is it like a scooter powered?

My bad writing with you know pens keep yeah pens cuz people so bright with pens these days I Would assume a summer I would assume high school somebody who was like review reviews beers for a living Maybe is that thing? I guess do that for a living God, I wish that we did when that sounds so nice. Yeah Dream team reviewing beers for a living, but I guess it would make sense that they would need to be certified

Question mark. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. Hey, Maryland, you're fucking weird Yeah, cool. I should get you know back in the day when we started the show I used to email the various jurisdictions and ask them if this shit was true and every now and then I'd actually get a response I should email Maryland and see if like the state and see I guarantee not all of them are experts Yeah, I forget what the law was but like there was something from like Fargo for that North Dakota, whatever and I emailed the city of and

Somebody in the city emailed me back and said like I haven't heard that but I'm gonna reach out and if I hear anything I remember that actually cuz I think I was on the show when that happened. Okay, that makes sense I vaguely remember. Yeah, I should get back to doing that. That was fun. Yeah Yeah, why not get a couple listeners that way and what what deems an expert like do you have to be like a Cicerone or it or an advanced Cicerone? You're asking too many questions now, which I don't think there are very many of those around Everybody's got it

CBS everyone CBS certified I guess That's the funny thing is when when people do that and then they practice for like we know some people You know on said platforms and if they post about like it they do like their own blind taste tests Then they'll post that they failed like nine out of ten beers Right, it's like why are you posting that why are you posting it like how certified are you how exactly I know exactly you're talking about Exactly. So it it just makes me wonder how many people out there really know what the fuck that they're even talking about So, you know, it's funny

We bring up the CBS certified thing because the whole reason I reached out to you like we weren't friends yet or anything I found you on the gram and it said you were CBS certified and I think I reached out to you're like Do you want to do segments for us on the show like reviewing beers? yeah, and this is like before you won that contest and all that stuff and Then I was like, yeah, we should do that. And then like nothing happened and then You was you or Brian that won the contest. I think it was me and I I just like oh you're local I'll just drop

Yeah, I dropped it off in your Porsche and ran and then we I think we met up at like a booze league event or something I was on I was on a booze league event at the nug. I wasn't at that one I heard that one you did some trivia there to trivia there. Yeah Yeah, I remember you asked me about the the CBS thing because I was wanting to take my sister own But I was a smoker And so the blind stuff I really struggled with because when you are a smoker Everything kind of tastes like a hint of cigarette, you know

And now I've been thinking about hop and ashtray in this for real Yeah, and it is especially with like really subtle nuanced things you miss out on that and so I have not been smoking for three years I just had my three-year anniversary So maybe now might be the time to dive back in I don't know well, I thought you're gonna say to start smoking again

I Will say it does help that they outlawed my cigarettes. So your brand my brand Was wrong with your brain. I smoked menthols and they're illegal in California are Didn't know that that's so those are the best what's wrong? They ain't cause cancer Cancer minty delicious cancer cancer would taste good. I used to say because I smoked the crush the menthol crush Oh, yeah, so it was already menthol and then you crushed it and it got super Many of those I would be like it's like smoking a fucking Altoid. Yeah, it's true. My best friend Deanna Oh, that's all she ever smoked was

And like sometimes you go to crush it and you miss you just fucking up your cigarette Not that I smoke just some drunk six drunk So count Discussion before although even in my three years I have not had a drunk sig no drunk six. No just Toby six It's an inside joke, by the way, we should make flex screaming that your ringtone for whenever Toby calls Oh my god, so good. My daughter would die. Yeah, huge kill. Yeah

All right before we fly it Wow where we find out before we find out what flex is drinking over there I prefer flying thing. All right, very flying down words, dude real quick little news flight get your panels ready Sammy Hagar is trading mass tequila for mass survey says

The former Van Halen singer is getting into the beer business with the launch of red rocker brewing company Oh, he missed it red rocket Via partnership with brew Detroit the first beer from red rocker is a Mexican style lager red rocker lager Basically gonna be a domestic light Mexican lager I guess well, I think if it's Mexican, but yeah sold in four bags

That's true. It'll be sold online at red rocker brewing calm to select states Sammy Hagar has also founded Beach Bar rum as a partnership Rick Springfield Santo spirits a partnership with guy Fieri. I didn't realize he was a part of Santo spirits and Sammy's Beach Bar and cocktail company. I just couldn't imagine him hanging out with Rick Springfield, right? That's a that's an interesting one. And of course, he found a Cabo Wabo tequila and sold that brand

I didn't realize he'd sold it. He sold it to Grupo Campari for a hundred million dollars. We've been to Cabo Wabo. Have you yeah Pretty Cabo Wabo II What you expected? Yeah, you know it was actually so we were there 13 years ago his birthday sometime in October and we went in October Actually, I like his birthday week happy labor any hit he hosts like this big celebration there and Like performs live and all that other shit, but you gotta buy tickets to that

So we didn't know any of that going into it. We just were like, oh, hey Cabo Wabo We went we got a beer Saw his car parked out front, which is kind of neat I guess Does he have like a cool car? Or was it like a Ford Taurus? It was some it was like a let's see so 13 years ago what that would make it 2010 so it was probably a 2009 Ford Mustang

Something or another Yeah, it was like a modern-day muscley car, but it was nice looking Yeah, 88 or so. Yeah, I Drive it to set Whatever your Taurus I only think of Conan O'Brien a Conan in his forest green 1992 yeah, you guys are sweet Yeah, yeah, so the point my story is Cabo I will Sorry, yeah

Nice, please said Cabo Wabo II Cabo Wabo II sent Conan his Taurus. Oh, she still had that He blew it up right is that what happened I feel like that was the thing that happened didn't he drive it from New York to LA when he came out when he came Out here. I actually saw him at the Tonight Show the very short-lived Tonight Show. It's over for Jay Yeah, did you yeah, that's pretty cool. It was yeah on the Universal lot. Yeah Yeah, I also saw him on the other lot the Warner Brothers Warner Brothers when he did Conan. Yeah. Yeah Been a while

Treehouse brewing is going to open a Saratoga Springs facility in 2024. So good good news for New Yorkers. They want some treehouse brewing Location will feature an expansive indoor and outdoor experience located across the street from Saratoga Performing Arts Center five minutes from the Saratoga racecourse and 30 minutes north of Albany and under an hour from the Adirondack State Park. I don't know why we needed all those I I have to admit the Disney nerd in me when I heard that they're gonna open at Saratoga Springs thought they're gonna open at

Radiator Springs. No in Disney World. That's one of their hotels. Oh Saratoga Springs Disney Springs, I know of a radiator Yeah, Mater's gonna get hammered with some treehouse, yeah. Yeah. No. All right. Let's find out what flex is drinking over there We're craft beers King as he on the world where muscles are One tongue can guide us one man one tongue one tongue jobber

In this world. We must find out what is flex drinking I Wish everybody could see flex just randomly well flex A kind of a fucking weirdo Kinda so I am drinking boat Believe it or not flex is drinking double West Coast IPA. Oh It's from third space brewing which is right here in Milwaukee or Millie walk a actually is pronounced mealy walk a I was waiting for that. It is called Believe it or not

It's 9% the can reads that it has 80 IBU and it also says Believe it or not There's no haze in this West Coast a double IPA that features a blend of pine citrus and tropical fruit Notes. Well, all right, you see what the old on tapper says Apparently this is relatively new only 37 chickens. I Didn't even realize I just saw it I like the can I'll show you the can real quick people can't see the can you're on

All the trends, but I will show you the can just you know, it real real Z in a little bit But so did the pangolin colors? Yeah Kind of it's more like it's like it's a yellow green not a yellow But let's second to close for comfort specifics. I'll get close to you and I'm excited And I guess I'm the old

Kneel nose jobber Deb's gonna be talking about dick jobbers in no time That's already a thing Lot lots of citrus like Grapefruity grapefruity a little bit of a lemon limey, it's delectable actually Quite quite the nose. I just can't pinpoint the lemon or the lime. That's that's what gets me That makes me feel like a like a loser way to go loser

We will you know classic warm up the tongue jobber Oh dig in. Yeah what that jobber do? It's so warm from out of nowhere Good luck drinking and not laughing We're getting the hand it sucks so hard speak to the hand

Anyway Very much the palate follows the old schnauz lots of the citrusy Flavors the grapefruit the lemon lime But with a lot of pine undertones which then leads into that 80 IB use I would say it's pretty accurate with the 80 It's not like teeth shattering, but it does linger a little bit on the palate in the back of the palate Yeah, a little sticky a little bit, but that's what you would expect I mean we've been on this episode for what 40 minutes now, and I've been drinking this beer for 40 minutes, so

It's at that temperature that room temperature where I would expect that yeah, I get all that cold right out of the can it it wasn't very like as Lingery if you know if you want to be scientific about it. Yeah, I got you Yeah, I mean that it's a really well done rendition of a double West Coast like they nailed it on every Every aspect that you're looking for so cheers to third space. Yeah, does does anybody else think of George Costanza with the name? It was the first thing I thought of when he said it

George isn't at home. Oh so good. I did that to my dad's answering machine in like eighth grade or whatever Please leave a message At the beep flex. Can I see the color of that beer? That's good looking Yeah, it's nice. You know it's like it's like what you would expect. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, it's Westie It's almost like you buy a West Coast that says it's a West Coast and believe it or not It actually is Darn it. Yeah

Golly gee will occur Geez, all right. Let's let's get a little booze news in before we wrap things up. Have you guys ever drink sing Tao the beard Chinese? I can't say I drink it regularly Very good, it's not definitely take take like a Sapporo or a oh, yeah What's the other one? There's Sapporo and there's I like here and here and here and yes, thank you. Well, we're at sushi It's it's cure-in-light for us

Yeah, so sing Tao apparently a video leaked showing a Chinese beer worker urinating into the tank The clip has received tens of millions of views on social media the company said it alerted police Immediately after the video came to its attention adding that the batch of ingredients had been sealed Sing Tao is one of China's top beer producers and its biggest exporter in the clip which appeared online a worker dressed in uniform and Helmet can be seen climbing over a high wall and into the container before appearing to urinate inside of it

The location tag of the clip reads sing Tao number three factory business outlet National Business Daily later cited an internal source as Saying both the person who took the video and the person appearing in it were not direct employees of the company I doubt it Let me just say I think we figured out what that peepee do Yes, we did they dry peepeed it or what

Drippy peepee. Yeah, so Yeah Think about that the next time you drink it as ding Tao. I bet nobody could tell the difference. That's kind of my thought Pretty bad. Also. I have a question to pose how much Pissed do you think in your lifetime you have inadvertently? eaten or drank hopefully none, but I'm sure some but like think of any all of the many times you've had fast food or ate at a restaurant or

Anything really and a disgruntled employee could any moment? Yeah, peepee Here's I feel like I have a pretty refined palate I would notice Yeah, my my tongue would know if there's peepee on it, yeah, no one picks out a golden shower like that tongue-jobber does We not into that by the way There he's looked no kink shaming Unless it's poo stuff Yeah

Unless it's poo-poo. Yeah We recently only somewhat related here did some grape stomping for a friend who has a local winery here So you peed in the end? We absolutely pissed all over the grapes. No What we realized were as we're stomping grapes, there are bugs everywhere gross, dude I hate bugs like they're a little pincher bugs crawling out lady bugs everywhere. Did you call them pincher bugs? What else would I call them? I'm sure they have a scientific name, but I'm not gonna look it up

They're like earwigs or pincher bugs their pincher bugs and what we realized is like Oh, how many bugs are we drinking when we drink wine? Oh like a shit ton like mostly bug Yeah it's like dry hopped with bug like they just they just get squished down with the juice and they drown and It's like on average you eat something like 12 spiders a year in your sleep is it that's like a real thing Yeah, I know. It's like something couple spiders or is it 12 really? I think so. I wonder how they came to that specific number. Yeah

To put a camera on someone's mouth. Yeah, like a survey a hundred people keep cameras in their rooms Yeah, bingo bingo Each gullet that's a 12 spiders and some bad sex tapes. Yeah math is some math. Hey, you know half a three is one and a half While we're while we're mathing well, we're really stick with the China theme here a China bar was fined 3,500 well equivalent of 3,500 US dollars for promote Wow for promoting free sex encounters

Among patrons after boozy hookups. Well, yes. Yeah who wants to go to China? Okay Don't really I can get that at home Yeah, you gotta find out what that peepee do before the peepee can do Nailed it

Good night, everybody It's not getting any better than that. That'll be the line. They'll be the clip I use If this AI greater will hear like mark the word peepee We get marked down for what that peepee do eight times It's like not recommended for children we couldn't accurately figure out

My sorry everyone who's still listening So That Chinese bar that was fine The authority said that since March the bar had emblazoned words such as free sex encounter signs to attract more customers My favorite part is the encounter Well, and here's we're like you lost Translation really close encounters of the third kind right? Thing like aliens are in your encounter making the mashed potato

Devil's Tower, but like putting it on your walls Free well, so here's where the lost in translation really adds up one exploration in the advertisement was wait and see To a cost to chat up to drink to cuddle and to take away. Oh What? We can see yeah peepee

And the drawing had arrows connecting Suggested steps that implied the ultimate objective of having a one-night stand It was people with arrows to drinking with arrows to house with arrows to leaving They did so much work and drawing lots of great artwork. Let me tell you we'll end it on this one Drunk Florida man drops his pants yells Where's my weapon while exposing himself to deputies Palm Coast, Florida deputies were called out to Wedgwood Lane after receiving a report of a man acting belligerent and Was it Wedgwood

Really that did it He's wedging that would Dems dicks calm everybody Picture this guy. Yeah Report a man acting belligerent arguing with a woman in the roadway when they arrived They found a shirtless man later identifying as Madden acting in an aggressive manner screaming and threatening to fight deputies Officials said in news release and then how much they asked him how much have you had to drink the deputy could be heard asking

Him in a body cam video. Let's go. Let's go. I'm swinging on everybody Madden could be heard telling deputies What's going on, bud? Can we talk about it a deputy asked talk about what matter replied? What did I fucking do? He continued I am brandishing shit before dropping his pants down to deputies the video shows Where's my weapon Shortly after the man got on the ground and surrendered to deputies He was taken to the Flagler County Jail released after posting $2,000 bond. That's a real story of what that peepee do

I mean, that's a real story of what that peepee don't If he pulls down his pants and he goes, um, where's my weapon guys That's kind of what I was thinking to That poor peepee don't not good dick weather in Wedgwood and Wedgwood Lane Deb's gonna go there after the Florida band games. It's gonna be yeah my second stop, right? Yeah, if time allows Wedgwood Lane. Yeah, I get it. Oh Well, I think we've ran out of dick jokes for the night. I think it's time. We wrap things

Don't call us and tell us what that please call us You can call Deb at five five five It's always a five five five. I was watching a show last night. It was five five five We're still doing that fake five five five bullshit every show every movie every show All right. Thank you all for listening. If you've made it this far. Thanks Deb for hanging out Hopefully you laughed a little bit. Hopefully I know I did that's what counts my face hurt actually good

Yeah, as the guy who has to edit this and listen to it again, then I'm glad I'm I'm laughing ouch. Yeah Sorry, bud. Yeah What that peepee do? That just mean the title of the That's 381 what that I'm sure Apple podcast would love that It might think it's like a kids potty training like a learning Learning show about learn to use the potty. Oh Dear, all right, we're wrapping up here. Hi Vanessa. Thanks for being Vanessa. I don't know what I was doing there

What up, what up Vanessa? Yeah, maybe she's near Wedgwood Lane. I don't know. Maybe she lives on a Wedgwood Lane Oh, I was gonna say she should go to Wedgwood Lane and report back. Yeah, she should Vanessa man on the street Let's do this or whoa, man on the street. Oh, man. Yeah We had love not just sex is she meant no anybody she stole my heart and my cat

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