Springtime Shenanigans: Wedding Beers and Secret Pizza

Welcome in, everybody. It's the craft beer republic. Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. I am Greg, and I am being joined by the guy who is enjoying that sweet, delicious weather in Wisconsin. That's flexi. What's up, buddy? Hey. Not that much, man. It is pretty nice here. Yeah, it's pretty nice here. It's. It's like springtime. Like, actual springtime. Yeah. Like, buzzes. Bees are buzzing, and birds are not shutting the fuck up. And it's

warm out. Yeah. And we only have, like, a week of spring, but we can't get too excited for it. Okay. Yeah, we get May. May's pretty calm. In fact, it'll cool back down a little bit in May. Like, we'll get some May gray kind of shit coming in. It's actually kind of nice. And last year, we didn't get summer until mid June. Oh, summer, like, really kicks in for us. Like, July, and then August is when it really gets dry. And, like, June, we're talking, like, above, like, 60 degree weather, though. That's what I'm saying. Like,

we didn't get. We didn't get that till, like, mid June. Below 60 is the frozen tundra for us. Right, right. Yeah. I wouldn't want to have to put you through that. No, no, no. When it. When it dips down to 55 at night. Good God, you should. I'm on suicide watch. It's like the emergency parkas. You're right. Exactly. Does anybody have any pea coats I can put on? Good lord, it's cold out here anyways. Fancy ass and a peacoat, right? Hey, by the way, not a weather show. No.

Too soon. All right, everybody, thanks for. For drinking along. Follow us on the socials at craft beer Republic. And, of course, flex me a beer. Underscores in between, find us on all the podcast apps and all that good shit. Make sure to like and follow and subscribe. And whatever it is that podcast app decides to call that specific action, you should do it, because they keep changing their minds on what to call it. So, anyways, enough with the nerd stuff. So much to get to. I'm hot off of officiating a wedding.

Talk about that. You're kind of a big deal. Kind of a big deal around here. Uh, World beer Cup happened last week. We got some stats from that, uh, some other booze news. Lots of, uh, brewery acquisitions and movings and closings and all kinds of stuff. So, um, if you don't mind, I could really, really use some hydration.

I am drinking, and I should say I am drinking this because of you, flex. Uh oh. I saw this. I do. I saw this on the old tavor, and I thought, well, that sounds familiar. I'm drinking four hands brewing collaboration with surly brewing Voltron. Hey, nice. Volume four. I haven't seen that out here yet. I think you had volume three on the show, right? Yeah, I think I had a cup. I think I did one and three. Okay. Yeah, so I saw this. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna snatch it up. Nice.

Six and a half percent. A 393 on untapped, they say, the fourth release in a six part series of collaborations with breweries from around the country to bring Voltron to life. Voltron volume four is a juicy, hazy ipa brewed with surly brewing company in Minneapolis. Late and dry hopping with a blend of strata, mosaic and allura, contributes bright notes of sweet tropical fruit, mango, pineapple, and yuzu that leap from this soft, pillowy ipa

on the schnoz. I'm really picking up the tropical notes. The mango, the pineapple leads behind it with that, like, strong, unripe pineapple smell. I love unripe pineapple. Ooh. On the old tongue jobber, it is pillowy, soft. Look, visually maybe not the haziest, hazy I've ever seen in my life, but it is pillowy, soft. I get, I don't know, I guess unripe pineapple. I don't taste so much of the mango as I do smell it. I do get a lot of

citrus notes behind that. That's probably the yuzu. It is pillowy, soft, like they say, and I do get a little bit of hot burn on the finish to clean things off. Sounds terrific. Yeah, it's not too shabby. What is it, six, 5%? Yeah. Drinks like a fucking pale ale. It's pretty, pretty light and easy to put down, so good job to those guys. Oh, they're doing something right. Yeah. Glad to get me a hand on Savultra. So that was exciting. Yeah. How cool is that? That can super rad it is a sweet ass can. That's. I mean, let's

be honest, that's why everyone's buying it. Well. Right. We know the secrets. So much nostalgia. Right? Exactly. So thank you to. For tabor, for getting that over here to us. I think our code still works unfiltered. If you guys somehow have never used tavor before, go buy some shit, use promo code unfiltered. And I think the deal was you got, like, $10 off your first purchase or something, so they don't even sponsor us anymore, but I think the code still good. Go check it out, fuckers. Loophole. Yeah,

loophole, exactly. And shout out to top listing city of last week. And that's Dallas, Georgia. I was waiting for some kind of swerve. Yeah, Georgia. Wherever the fuck that is. So, uh, thanks. Dallas, Georgia. Hope the peaches are good out there or something. Or. Yeah, maybe the onions. They have onions in Georgia? Is that a thing? Yeah, the Vidalia onion. Oh. Oh, I love me some vidalias. I bet you do. Yeah. Like. Like those sweet onions. Daddy, don't.

Oh, no onions at all, or just no sweet ones? I'll do white onions, yellow onions, if absolutely necessary. Definitely no red onions. Oh, I can fucks with some green onions. That's different. And I don't like sweet onions. Really? Oh, I like. First of all, I like all the onions. But. But most importantly, not an onion show. Not yet, it's not. Give it time. We do have layers. Onion ripo. Oh, I see what you did there. Yeah. Hey, did you know my sister was

getting married? You gotta be kidding me. Yeah, she never. No idea. Yeah, like, she never posted about it. Never talked about it. No. There's no bridal shower, no bachelorette party, no. No planning. I haven't seen anything about it. Yeah, it hasn't been going on for over a year or anything. Yeah. Wow. Has it been that long? Yeah, the secret's been going on for that long, just not a fucking clue. No one knew. Golly. Well, anyways, all the secrecy culminated over the weekend they finally

got married. Maybe we'll only have another year or two of them posting about it now. They're in Disneyland now? Yeah, today they went to, as we record, they went to Disneyland for a little, I don't know, post nuptial celebration or something. So, like, not even a honeymoon, just threesome with Mickey. Hey. Yeah. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, Pluto. That's sure hard. A Mickey show, not a Mickey porno

show. Yeah, so that happened over the weekend. And, you know, I'm sure as soon as they get their photos back from the photographer, that's another two years of posting, and then we're in the clear. We're almost there. Only two short years away from not having to see them post about it anymore. But I. I don't know if any. If everybody out there in CBR land knew this, but I was the officiant for the wedding. Makes sense, I guess. So I got off the stage, if you were, and one of my cousins goes, hey, sounds like you were doing a podcast up there. I was like, yeah, don't forget

to use promo code CBR for 20% off your next order of Casper mattresses or whatever. First of all, kudos to me. I didn't cuss one time up there. That's huge. That's a very difficult thing to do. Yeah, I was surprised, and I was almost completely sober, too. I was hanging out in, like, the bridal suite before it started and champagne was being passed around. So I had, like, a half a glass of champagne before we went out there, but that was it. I kept it. Were you trying not to drink a lot to,

like, you know, not screw up? Yeah. I think everyone that listens to the show is well aware of what a couple of double ipas does to my reading abilities. Yeah, words get hard. Words get hard. And, you know, I first thought, you know, I'm not going to write anything down. I'm going to. I'm going to do bullet points. I'm not going to do a script because I don't do well with scripts. I do much better with bullet points. It's what we do on the show and all that stuff. And then I thought, no, there's important things that I got to remember to say and do. I'll write it all out. And what I'll do is I'll read it enough

to get familiar with it enough not to where, like, I memorized it, because Lord knows that's never going to happen, but I'll know it well enough to where if something has to, like, improv or move, it won't be the worst thing in the world, right? Like, a couple things. Like, first of all, the entire first half of the first page was all based on everyone staying standing. So you know that everyone stands up, bride walks down, and then usually it's the officiant that says, all right, everybody may be seated. And I was going to start with, while everyone is still standing, those who are able to remain standing,

please do. I was going to have the couple turn around. Hey, look, everyone's here for you. Soak it all in. A couple of jokes littered throughout. And then, all right, now everyone may take a seat. And as soon as the bride, aka my sister, hits, like, the first step, everyone sat their ass down. I was like, no. And only Shannon, only my wife knew where my script was going, so she did that whole, like, I'm not sitting down or anybody else gonna not sit down, too. I'm the only one. All right,

you're fucked. Like, the hover over the shitter kind of move. Little bit, yeah. Turtle head poking out. So I had to pivot there. And it wasn't the worst thing. I just, anything I said about people standing and, you know, taking it all in, I just had to change to people. So, um, there was that. And then within the first, I don't know, three minutes, a helicopter flew over super low. And luckily it flew over at the part where I was saying, like, everyone's here for you, and I.

It was so low and so loud, I couldn't not address. It was like even these helicopter pilots came to, to see your celebrations. Look at your improv skills. Yeah, man, improv 101. Part of the ground lanes over here. So other than that, you know, a couple little tweaks here and there along the way. And on the way to the venue, I was reading it again and again. And the wife goes, where's the part where you both, both asked them, blah, blah, blah? I do. I was like, I don't have an I do part. I have a we do. I have, like, a question to the both of them. And I want the response to be we do. She

goes, I think you should have an I do. I was like, I have read this to you no less than 100 times. And now, and now you want me. To add I do's to it. We're on run the way it's printed, like, so I had a pin in my pocket. I had to do some scratching out. Man, that's some old fucking shit right there. Yeah. So clearly Shannon was never paying attention to any time. You ever read it? Yeah, not once. Not one fucking time. Cause that was, that never changed from the beginning. Like, the morning of, I

changed a couple of things. Like, actually, everyone will appreciate this with my letters to your wife and to Steph, but I ran it through chat GPT and I didn't ask it to change anything. I just asked it to read it and let me know if I'm missing any key elements and what one of the things it came back with I really liked was, you should explain who you are in relation to the couple. And I was like, oh, yeah, I should. So I added a part with like, hey, my name's Greg, I'm, I'm her sister, blah blah, blah. And like, did a little. You're her sister or brother, whatever I am. That's crazy. Day

of the week. Yeah. So I did get a little help from chat GPT, changed it that morning, but, yeah, yeah, good times. And then afterwards, I made up for all the beers. I didn't drink, I guess. And actually I was drinking mostly wine. Their beer selection was less than optimal. Did anybody, after the ceremony go up to you and tell you how good of a job you did? Actually, it was very nice. A lot of people did. And then second part to that question, did anybody do the cheesy? Oh, I'm gonna have to have you do my wedding.

Yeah, I got a couple of those. Okay. And I did get one. One or two. So how many have you done before this? That's my first one, you know, got ordained just for this. No way. You've done a ton of these. Like, oh, you're right. You're lying. This is my 17th. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I just wanted to make you think I was that good. Right? Like, what a dumb fucking thing to lie to somebody about, right? Yeah, like, oh, is this. How many weddings have you done? Oh, this is my first one. Get on it.

Bullshit. You're right. This is something I want to impress you at so much that I'm gonna lie stupidly to your face. Right? Nope, never done this one before. Yeah, exactly. Also, what's your name again? Yeah. That's how important you are to me. Fucking strangers. Yeah, I'm gonna lie to some stranger I've never met. People are so dumb. They are. I guess it's meant complimentary, but, you know, it's weird, so. Oh, yeah. It's just such a weird thing to exclaim about. Yeah, it really is. What

if you come back with, oh, my God, that was really good, you know? Yeah, yeah. A lot of that. A lot of, hey, great job. There were quite a few. Good job. In a surprised tone, like, hey, good job. Like, you know, didn't know you had it in you. Loser. I need to know what your dad said. He eventually came over later in the night and said something, you know, very, you know him, very subdued, not real excitable. Just, you know, good job tonight kind of thing. I just sound picture him being like, oh, yeah,

it was really nice. Really? There. Were you there weird. I just know your dad did it. Did I butt dial you when it happened or something? A little creepy. A little creepy. I did at one point, you know, they had to do the whole repeat after me. And the DJ who sent up the microphone was like, okay, here's. Here's what you do when it's their turn to talk. There's a little lever here on the mic stand. You drop it down. You turn it. You move it down one step to where they are. And then when the first one's done, you turn it over. And then when

she's done. You bring it back up to you, you raise it back up, you adjust it here, and you're good to go. I was like, can I just take the mic off the stand and hold it for him? He's like, oh, yeah, you could do that, too. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna do that. You've just given me way too much to worry about while I'm trying to read. I was really hoping you're just gonna be like, do you know what I do for a living? That's who. Yeah. Honestly, I told Shannon afterwards, I said I'm sorry that I didn't just hold the mic the entire time. Like, I should have just held it, gotten rid of the stand. The stand looked awful. Some big ass stand, and should have gotten rid of and just helped. I know

how to hold a fucking microphone. Excuse me, wedding dj. I actually get paid for this. Yeah. Do you know who I am? Clearly, you have not checked out the Finland podcast charts recently. Otherwise, you would not need to explain this to me. Stupid. So stupid. So stupid. Wow, that's aggressive. Yeah. But good times. What? Your family came out of, you know, other cities and states, so

good. Was the travel bad for you? I don't know how far away the your sister lives or the wedding was. Oh, the venue was 17 minutes from my house. Okay. So, no, not bad. Ice. Yeah. So, like, Marty the brew pup, he stayed with Devin Brian while the wedding was going on, because all of our dog sitters, we're at the wedding. Yeah. Parents there, sisters there was there. So I was like, shit, who's gonna watch dog? Oh, hey, Devon bride. Do you mind watching? So they were nice enough to watch Marty the brew pup, and then, well. I hope you get him some beer or something.

Yeah, I definitely owe him a bottle. Something halfway decent for that, but, yeah, good times. Go to any weddings or anything over the weekend? Do any officiating? Fresh out of weddings? We did catch brewers game. Oh, nice. The Yankees were in town. Not nice. And they completely obliterated us. So probably the worst game I ever went to. And basically over after the top of the third. Oh, geez. And

just cause I'm such a cheapskate, paying for tickets to go to the game. No, leaving early. You just gotta at least tilt the 7th inning. Yeah. So I'm just sitting there, just trying to enjoy the little things. Yeah. Park and. Yeah, I mean, being there. The kids, you know, they love it. All the food is fantastic. Nice. Not a dutch stadium. Wife got the nachos, kids got some dogs, some fries. I got a

slice of pizza with some breadsticks, topped it off with a little bit of custard, which I don't know if you know what custard is. Like frozen custard. Right? Yeah. Like, better than ice cream. Yeah, we don't really have that around here. Yeah. See, and I know. I know a lot of people outside the midwest aren't very familiar with it, so. But, yeah. So I had a twist custard with my youngest daughter. My wife split the vanilla with my oldest, and I did get myself to buy one beer. Just one. You know, they got. Who's that?

Terrapin. You know, they have that big contract. Oh, yeah. Molson Coors. Right. So they're all over the stadium, but they're luau Krunkel's ipa. It's like a pog. Oh, flavor profile. Real fucking good. Nice. And 19.2 ounce can. I was pretty psyched. Like, it's bigger than it's all boy. 1349. I know you're thinking, wow, that's really good. Yeah. At a Dodger game, that would have been two ounce poor. Yeah. So, I

mean, I was pretty psyched about that because all the other beers underneath, like, the 16 ouncers were like $11.99 or 1099 for, like, Miller Lite. Yeah. So at that point, it's like, what's the. What's six or $3 when you're out at the stadium? So when I'm sure the extra $3 also doubled the abv, too. Well, yeah, I think that one. Don't quote me on it. I'm not going to look it up right now. It's probably around 7%, right? Exactly. Worth it. Yeah. So super worth it. Really tasty stuff. Wish we could have had a, you know, better

win, but. Or even a better loss. Or a better loss. You're right. But, yeah, I think the final score was, like, 15 to three. Holy shit. Yeah, it was brutal. It was real fucking bad. You know, something you said reminded me of something you're talking about pizza nachos. So at the wedding, some of my cousins are midwesterners. One of them specifically lives in Minnesota, and her husband was, a, a little hydrated, but b, he's hilarious. And he comes up to me and goes, hey, when's

the secret pizza coming out? I was like, what? He goes, secret pizza pizza at the end of the night, when's the pizza coming out? I was like, there's no pizza, man. What are you talking about? He's like, you don't know about the pizza. He swore I was fucking with him. And I was like, dude, I don't, I don't know about this secret pizza. And he goes, oh, you're keeping it a secret, are you? I was like, no, I don't know about secret pizza. Like, what are you talking about? And so finally I had to talk to my cousin. I was like, what is going on with the secret pizza? It must be a Midwest. She goes, oh, it's a Midwest thing. We're like, at weddings,

at midnight, they'll break out pizza. Not midnight, because then you usually have. To be out of ten or whatever. Completely cleared out of the venue by like 1159. Okay. Otherwise you get charged like a stupid amount, like per minute. It's real ridiculous. Like, they're not getting enough money from you, right? 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